Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

Who took care of German army dogs after the war?

Veteran Aryans

What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why do trees shed their leaves in fall?

Because they've had their chloro-fill.

Why are there trees in Harlem?

Public Transport

March Jokes More March Jokes

Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

Why is today John Philip Sousa Day?

Because he told everyone to march fourth.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the street?

Because he didn't have the guts!

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What do you call a line of Barbies?

A. A Barbecue!

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

German Soldier Jokes More German Soldier Jokes

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

What do you call 256 Shades of Grey?

Grayscale

Paris Jokes More Paris Jokes

Why are the landmarks in Paris quarantined?

Because they are parasites

What do you get when you go to a concert in Paris?

Shot.