Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What did the German clock maker say to the clock that would only go "tick tick tick?

Vee have vays of making you tock!

How many Germans does it take to tile a bathroom?

Only one, if you cut him thin enough.

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What did the bat say to the other bat when he almost flew into a tree?

Whoa did you hear that?

How do you get a goth down from a tree?

Cut the rope

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Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why do I support extreme racist political parties?

Because their aims are white up my street

Why did Adele cross the street?

To say hello.... From the other side.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

What's a cokeheads favorite TV show?

Whose Line is it Anyway

German Soldier Jokes More German Soldier Jokes

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Paris Jokes More Paris Jokes

How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.

Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.