What's the difference between a Mexican and a notebook?

A notebook has papers. -I'll see myself out now

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a train and SONY?

When the train announces an arriving "Station", you can see it.

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

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What do you call a Mexican who acts like a white person?

A Juan-a-be

What starts with the letter "M" and picks up metal?

Mexicans.

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What do you call a belt made of paper?

A waist of paper.

What's the difference between an immigrant &amp a book?

One of them has papers.

Notebook Jokes More Notebook Jokes

What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops?

Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a notebook?

A notebook has papers. -I'll see myself out now

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a notebook?

A notebook has papers. -I'll see myself out now

What did the famous musician say the moment he was born?

I'LL BE BACH*