What's the difference between a Mexican and a notebook?

A notebook has papers. -I'll see myself out now

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What's the difference between a basketball player and a mexican?

Nothing, they both run, jump, shoot and steal.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a convertable?

I keep one in my garage and one in my closet. Edit:typo.

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What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs?

Consuelo.

What do you call a Mexican that's in the rebellion?

A Rogue Juan

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When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

answer "Scissors." then drive away..

Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a notebook?

A notebook has papers. -I'll see myself out now

Why do North Korean officials are always seen holding a notebook and a pen when they're near Kim Jong Un?

They're writing their last will and testament.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a notebook?

A notebook has papers. -I'll see myself out now

What did the famous musician say the moment he was born?

I'LL BE BACH*