What's the difference between a Mexican and a notebook?

A notebook has papers. -I'll see myself out now

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What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?

A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.

What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

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What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

What did the Mexican Plumber call his second son?

Hose B

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Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable

What should we call this portable computer?

SOME GUY: Laptop everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a notebook?

A notebook has papers. -I'll see myself out now

What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops?

Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a notebook?

A notebook has papers. -I'll see myself out now

What did the famous musician say the moment he was born?

I'LL BE BACH*