What's the difference between a Mexican and a notebook?

A notebook has papers. -I'll see myself out now

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What's the difference between a sperm bank and an regular bank?

When you start to make deposits at the sperm bank, you loose interest

What's the difference between Jared from Subway's gut and his junk?

He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.

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What do you call a Mexican knight?

The Chosen Juan.

What did the Mexican put under his carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!

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What's the similarity between communism and a pencil?

They both only really work on paper

What do you call a cardboard belt?

A waist of paper.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a notebook?

A notebook has papers. -I'll see myself out now

Why do North Korean officials are always seen holding a notebook and a pen when they're near Kim Jong Un?

They're writing their last will and testament.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a notebook?

A notebook has papers. -I'll see myself out now

What did the famous musician say the moment he was born?

I'LL BE BACH*