How alcoholic is a drink that's guaranteed to get you drunk?

Fool proof!

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Why do you always need to take 2 baptists on a fishing trip instead of one?

If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

I told her that drinks were on the house

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Where is the best place to screw a Mt. Goat?

The edge of a cliff, you are guaranteed she will push back!

How alcoholic is a drink that's guaranteed to get you drunk?

Fool proof!