What do you call a mathematician who drinks too much?

A functioning alcoholic.

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Why do people say love is like chemistry?

Because you can put it in someones drink

What kind of soda do dogs drink?

Barq's Root Beer.

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Why did x and y break up?

They couldn't function together.

What does a Vulcan lawnmower need to function?

A spock plug.

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What do you call a Mathematician who is an outlaw and a liar?

an outlier downvote brigade can start now

What do mathematicians drink?

Anything to ease the pain.