What do you call a mathematician who drinks too much?

A functioning alcoholic.

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What do hobbits secretly call Gandalf when he drinks too much ?

The White Wizzer

How much for a drink?

The bartender replies, "For you No charge."

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Why did x and y break up?

They couldn't function together.

What does a Vulcan lawnmower need to function?

A spock plug.

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Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.?

Because it's indivisible.

Why do mathematicians think that spring is summer?

It's not their fault. May tricks them.