What do you call a mathematician who drinks too much?

A functioning alcoholic.

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Where does a Martian go for a drink?

A Mars Bar

How do bros want their drinks?

NOICE!!!!

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What do you call a redneck with a functioning car?

Lucky

What is the integral of to the x?

The function of u to the n

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Why are so many Mathematicians vegetarians?

Cos Lettuce

Why was the mathematician fired?

Because he was sur to requirements.