What do you call a mathematician who drinks too much?

A functioning alcoholic.

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What do baby parabola drink?

Their Quadratic Formula!

Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

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Why did x and y break up?

They couldn't function together.

Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Somewhere between 0 and infinity.

What is a mathematicians favorite Eagles song?

Take it to the limit. RIP Glenn Frey