What do you call a mathematician who drinks too much?

A functioning alcoholic.

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What beverage does Bruce Lee like to drink?

WAA-TAA!

How do Super Heroes like their drinks served?

WITH JUST ICE!

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What happened when Apple added the new touchbar?

They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.

What is the integral of to the x?

The function of u to the n

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What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

How does a mathematician get to work?

He derives!