What do you call a mathematician who drinks too much?

A functioning alcoholic.

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How many Irish guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins.

Where does a Martian go for a drink?

A Mars Bar

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Why did x and y break up?

They couldn't function together.

Why can't you derivate a social scientist?

Because they don't have a function

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How could you tell that the figure skater was a mathematician?

Because of the Fibonacci sequins.

How many mathematician does it take to change a lightbulb?

pi