What do you call a mathematician who drinks too much?

A functioning alcoholic.

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What's the difference between a religion and a cult?

A religion drinks wine and a cult drinks Kool-Aid.

What do maimed people drink at 5PM?

An amputea

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How do functions Break-Up?

They stop calling each other.

Why can't you differentiate liberal arts majors?

They have no function.

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What's a Mathematician's favourite Christmas pudding?

Yule ln!

Why don't mathematicians build bridges?

Because they'll never be perfect.