Why don't people hang out with the mushroom?

He isn't a fungi.

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What kind of dog do IT people prefer?

A Dobie

Why are TV's attracted to people?

Because we turn them on. / /

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Why does tigger smell?

Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..

What's it called when a hippy hangs himself?

Tie-die

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What did one mushroom say to the other?

You're a fungi to be with

How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

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Why didn't Mario put more toppings on his pizza?

Because there wasn't mushroom on it.

What did the mushroom say on his dating profile?

I'm a fungi!