Why did everyone wanted to hang out with the mushroom?

Because he was a fungi

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What did the Morman say when asked what kind of wives he wanted?

Brigham Young"

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

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Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy &amp z hate hanging out with the letter n?

Because n always has to be the center of attention.

Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!

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Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

Why do mycologists have such a good time?

Because they hang around the fungi.