Why did everyone wanted to hang out with the mushroom?

Because he was a fungi

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Why does WalMart have so many handicapped parking spots?

Because they want to have some available to customers too!

What does Delia Smith say when she wants to fight a road?

Let's be avenue.'

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Where do Crows hang out on a friday nght?

At a crow bar.

Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

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Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.