Why did everyone wanted to hang out with the mushroom?

Because he was a fungi

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What do you call a man with no arms?

Anything you want. He is 'armless

Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it

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Why didn't they punish the student who hung himself?

He was already suspended.

Why was the man hanging out in the market all day?

I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar

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What did the mushroom say on his dating profile?

I'm a fungi!

What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab?

A FUNGI to be with!