What's pink and wrinked and hangs out my Y-fronts?

My mum.

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What do you call people who hang out with musicians?

Drummers

Why was the leaf hanged?

For tree-son. Ha-ha. Ha.

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Why did the biscuit cry?

His mum had been a wafer too long.

What do you call a British midget mother who can barely support her family?

Mini-Mum