What's pink and wrinked and hangs out my Y-fronts?

My mum.

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What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn?

Antique farm equipment.

Why do white girls hang out in odd numbers?

They can't even.

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What do you call your mum who is shorter than you?

A minimum.

What did you do today?

Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.