What's pink and wrinked and hangs out my Y-fronts?

My mum.

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What's black and hanging from a tree in my backyard right now?

A black berry.

Why did the toilet make a joke about the balls?

It was low hanging fruit.

Mum Jokes More Mum Jokes

Why are you watching Thatcher's funeral?

Mum: "Just to make sure"

How far have you gone with a girl?

I went to Canada with my mum once"