My mum.
You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!
You hang ten or what " No but I stabbed a couple because they kept asking stupid questions about my vacation
Because she's always drinking from the coup de Grace. (This was my sister's favourite joke when we were kids. Once our mum flipped out on a long car journey because she told it too many times).
Mum: "Just to make sure"
