What's pink and wrinked and hangs out my Y-fronts?

My mum.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

How do you keep black people out of your back yard?

Hang one in the front!

Why did the blonde go to church?

B/c she heard there was a guy hung like this(https://riverchurchtelford.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/jesus.jpg)

Mum Jokes More Mum Jokes

When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

What do you call your mum who is shorter than you?

A minimum.