What's black and hanging from a tree in my backyard right now?

A black berry.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

Why did Mary Magdalen love Jesus?

Because he was hung like this

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?

You wave!

Why do black people despise environmental studies?

A:Cause they always get hung up on trees.

Backyard Jokes More Backyard Jokes

What do you do when you see your wife stumbling around in the backyard?

Shoot her again.

What kind of socks do you find in your backyard?

Garden hose.