What's black and hanging from a tree in my backyard right now?

A black berry.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Where do cows go to hang out?

The slaughterhouse. Emphasis on **hang**.

Why shouldn't happy people hang out with crustaceans?

They get crabby! Badum tsss.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them!

What does Johnny Depp say when cutting down trees?

TIMBUUUUUUUURTON

Backyard Jokes More Backyard Jokes

What do you do when you see your wife stumbling around in the backyard?

Shoot her again.

What kind of socks do you find in your backyard?

Garden hose.