What's black and hanging from a tree in my backyard right now?

A black berry.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call a guy with no musical talent that hangs out with the band?

The drummer.

What do you get hanging from orange trees?

Sore arms.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?

Branch manager.

Backyard Jokes More Backyard Jokes

What do you do if you see your stepmother hobbling around in the backyard?

Reload.

What does Snoop Dogg keep in his backyard?

His garden hoes.