What's black and hanging from a tree in my backyard right now?

A black berry.

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What do you call a dead baby hanging on a wall?

Art

Why is Jesus happy people hang pictures of him?

It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?

They're really good at it.

What kind of tree would Hanna Montana be?

A 'Miley Cyprus'. Dear god, shoot me.

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What do you do when you see your wife stumbling around in the backyard?

Shoot her again.

What's black and hanging from a tree in my backyard right now?

A black berry.