What do you call a German physician who specializes in the epidermis of the scalp?

Herr Doctor.

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What do you call a German who is up themselves?

A deutsche-bag

How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?

First, invade ze kitchen...

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Which bounty hunter specializes in tracking elves?

Jingle Fett

What do you call an Italian mobster who specializes in cold coffee drinks?

Al Frap-Pacino

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What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

What do you call a German guy wearing basketball shoes?

Herr Jordan

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What do call a bad haircut you got from a Native American?

A-patchy scalping Edit: Changed haircut to scalping. Because that's what I came up with this morning.

Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.