What do you call someone who specializes in trains?

A trained professional

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What is a Mathematician specializing in absolute numbers called?

A Sith.

What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!

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What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.

Why is a train a bad person to go to the bar with?

Because all he says is "Chug Chug Chug"