Who am I to argue?

So I thanked him and went back home.

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What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

How about Epidural Anesthesia?

I was like, 'Thanks, but I already picked a name.

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What about Take Me On?

4 hrs of arguing later "Ok we'll say both. Now let's get perms."

Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.