What about Take Me On?

4 hrs of arguing later "Ok we'll say both. Now let's get perms."

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile?

Robin, let's get in the Batmobile." Bonus joke: What did one orphan say to the other orphan as they got into their car? "Robin, let's get in the Batmobile."

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

the guy likes his power chords too much.

Argue Jokes More Argue Jokes

Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point.

Perm Jokes More Perm Jokes

How can you tell if someone who's just had a perm is on the phone?

You get a frizzy signal!

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?

A monster with an all-over perm.