Why can't acids argue well?

All their statements are baseless.

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Why does chav code never compile?

They end every statement with init

Why can't acids argue well?

All their statements are baseless.

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What do you study to learn about acid?

A pHD

What does a chemistry lesson and a night club have in common?

Someone drops the acid and someone drops the base.

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What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point.

What do you call two beer drinkers arguing about sea turtles?

Lager-heads at loggerheads about Loggerheads.