Acid Jokes

Why did the acid perform poorly?

Because it didn't concentrate.

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What do you call three brothers taking acid together?

Triplets

What happened to the hippy chemistry teacher when he spilled his chemicals?

He tripped on acid

Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.

Why do people on acid listen to Dubstep?

Because if they didn't drop the base it would be a neutral reaction and they wouldn't feel the psychedelic effects.

Why do people take acid at raves?

Because there's so much base.

What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids

What do you study to learn about acid?

A pHD

What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.

Whats another term for acid?

Its on the tip of my tongue...

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Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.

What do you say to a burn victim if you pour acid on them?

Woops, tee hee.

Who's there ! Acid ! Acid who ?

Acidently on purpose !

What does a chemistry lesson and a night club have in common?

Someone drops the acid and someone drops the base.

Why can't acids argue well?

All their statements are baseless.

What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

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What's the difference between the Polish and polish?

No one bats an eye if you use chemicals to remove polish, but if you use chemicals to remove the Polish, most of the world will turn against you

What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle ?

Bike carbonate of soda !

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What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets?

A: She went looking for the three guys.

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Triplets

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How many times we need to tell you that she died?

Man: It pleases me to listen that she died.

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !

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Why did the students need a ladder to get into school?

It was a high school.

What personal question is not obvious yet nobody has ever needed to ask anyone?

Are you vegan?

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What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS?

IsIs Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas !

How can you tell when you are talking to an extroverted engineer?

They look at your feet instead of theirs.

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What part of the Vatican is made entirely out of amino acids?

The Cysteine Chapel

Where did the amino acid go to church?

The cysteine chapel.

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Why do orthodox rabbis like lemonade so much?

Because, it's acidic juice.

How many Orthodox Rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Change?

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Why do you always need to take 2 baptists on a fishing trip instead of one?

If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop

What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.