What do you study to learn about acid?

A pHD

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Why did the acid perform poorly?

Because it didn't concentrate.

What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

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What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

What's the most difficult percussion instrument to learn?

Conundrums!

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Where's Brian?

Me: studying her closely He's... right here

Why did the gynecologist take a vacation out of the country?

To study abroad.

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What's the difference between a PhD in math and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four

What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista