What do you study to learn about acid?

A pHD

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What do you study to learn about acid?

A pHD

Why did the acid perform poorly?

Because it didn't concentrate.

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Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

Why don't women need to go to college?

Because it doesn't take four years to learn how to make a sandwich.

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What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

Why did the black kid fail algebra?

Because he didn't study.

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Why do few black people have a PhD?

They have trouble getting past their masters.

What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista