What do you study to learn about acid?

A pHD

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What do you say to a burn victim if you pour acid on them?

Woops, tee hee.

Why do people take acid at raves?

Because there's so much base.

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Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny

Why don't women need to go to college?

Because it doesn't take four years to learn how to make a sandwich.

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What do you call the study of Japanese sound?

Yakuztics

What did the jihadist do when he forgot to study?

He bombed the exam.

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What does the Chinese government call an American with a PhD in physics, math and chemistry?

STUPID AMERICAN!

Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.