What do you study to learn about acid?

A pHD

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What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

Who's there ! Acid ! Acid who ?

Acidently on purpose !

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How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

Where did Buzz feed learn to click bait so well from?

Me

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Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.

What is that son of yours doing these days ?

2nd Monster: He's at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh what's he studying 2nd Monster: Nothing they're studying him!

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Why do few black people have a PhD?

They have trouble getting past their masters.

What do call a fish with a Phd?

A brain sturgeon.