Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny
Menard's!
None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.
The other one answers: -Oh fifty dollars, like everybody else, why
Oh, just 50 dollars, like always.
A phoney friend!
You spend 10 hours a day doing nothing but clearing lines.
She got a Zebra.
Arrrrr?" Nope... you'd think so, but it'd be the "C."
Hmm.. Couldn't have worded that better myself, Luke"
Because he never learned.