Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny

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Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they arrr!

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It's driving me nuts!"

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All white, all white, all whiiiiiiiite...

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Another year!

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Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.

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The post office.

What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?

A: "The C" COMMENT A JOKE BELOW!

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