Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny

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Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at sea.

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A buccaneer!

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All white, all white, all whiiiiiiiite...

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Cuz he's Biden his time.

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Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*

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Because they got lost at C.

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E.T. learned English and went home.

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The elf-abet.