What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!"

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did the pirate say to his kids when picking them up from school?

Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!

What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!

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When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

What drives the hype train?

The hyper drive.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What does a writer hope to get in a Christmas cracker?

A Pull-it-surprise!

Why is Italy's birth rate decreasing?

Because they pull out at the last second.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

Where does Santa keep his nuts?

In his nutsack...

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

What does a fashionable dog do when it gets tired?

Pants.

Steering Wheel Jokes More Steering Wheel Jokes

What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!"

What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts