What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!"

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What do you call a pirate that sells things?

A sailor.

What did the pirate say when he saw the dank meme?

arrr lmao

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

Who is driving the car?

The police.

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What do you think of wearing a straight jacket?

I think I could pull it off

Why is a fire truck always red?

Cause you'd be mad too if someone kept pulling your hose.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What does a mechanic do during a 1 night stand?

He screws, nuts, and bolts

What is the most well educated type of nut?

Macademia.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

Steering Wheel Jokes More Steering Wheel Jokes

What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!"

How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!