What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!"

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!

How do you get people to pirate an album?

Release it on TIDAL

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why did the siamese twins moved to England?

So the other one would also drive

What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

How do you know a gypsy woman is pregnant?

You put a piece of wire in her and if you feel pulling she is indeed pregnant.

Why does the corn get mad at the farmer?

Because he is always pulling on his ears.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

Why is the robot good at one night stands?

Because he nuts and bolts.

What is a Pokemon's favorite kind of nut?

A Pi-cashew

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why did the snowman take his pants off?

He heard the snow blower was coming.

What does a fashionable dog do when it gets tired?

Pants.

Steering Wheel Jokes More Steering Wheel Jokes

Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!