What is the most well educated type of nut?

Macademia.

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What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!

What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!"

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What's an educated hole in the wall?

A: A wisecrack.

What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista