What is the most well educated type of nut?

Macademia.

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What does trail mix have in common with a nursing home?

They're both filled with nuts

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

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Why did the tumblrina quit being a teacher?

It wasn't her job to educate people.

What does the educated owl say?

Whom