Where do you go when you start up a videogame about Noodles?

To the lo mein menu

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What happened to all the Paul Walker jokes?

It seems like they started going pretty fast, then just...stopped.

What does a racist joke and a crime have in common?

They both start with you looking over your shoulder.

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Where do you go when you start up a videogame about Noodles?

To the lo mein menu

Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

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Why did the noodle hide from the other noodles?

Because he was Alfredo pasta!

What do you call a black widow trapped in a bowl of noodles?

Natasha Ramenoff