Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

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Why does everything taste like chicken?

Because God is black.

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

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Why does the KKK hate bowling?

Because a black ball knocks over white pins with red necks.

What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

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What do you think Mozart is doing right now?

Decomposing.

What is Mozart doing right now?

De-composing

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Why couldn't Bach be a rapper?

Because he's Baroque.

Who was the chicken's favorite musician?

Bach.

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Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

What is the the Chicken's favorite composer?

bach bach bach time to return to