Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

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Why did Pee-wee Herman cross the road?

He was choking the chicken.

What do you call a group of Pigeons and Chickens?

A Coo Clucks Clan

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Why do people at Disneyland hate coke heads?

They're always cutting lines

What day does an Easter egg hate the most?

Fry-days.

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What does Mozart put on his front lawn?

Metrognomes

Why did Beethoven hate Mozart?

Because Mozart stabbed him in the Bach.

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What did the Terminator say when he was invited to a music themed fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach.

Why couldn't Bach be a rapper?

Because he's Baroque.

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Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

What is the the Chicken's favorite composer?

bach bach bach time to return to