Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

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Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

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It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.

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So blind people can hate them too.

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Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

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Bach

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What is the the Chicken's favorite composer?

bach bach bach time to return to

Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!