Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

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Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

Why don't chickens have lips?

Because then they'd have soft peckers

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Which band does feminists hate the most?

Cis-tem of a Down

Why did the old man hate using the new chip cards?

He's trying to watch his sodium intake.

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What do you think Mozart is doing right now?

Decomposing.

What did Mozart yell when he became a crusader?

Amadeus Vult!

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Why did Beethoven hate Mozart?

Because Mozart stabbed him in the Bach.

What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.

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What is the the Chicken's favorite composer?

bach bach bach time to return to

Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!