Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

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Why do chickens go to church?

To get to the other side

What do chickens serve at birthday parties ?

Coop-cakes !

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What's the difference between love and hate?

A) Usually about 6 months.

What do you call a Parrot that loves maths and hates food?

a polynomeal

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What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart?

Amadeus on my dais.

Why have they not found Mozart's body yet?

Because he is Haydn.

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Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

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Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

What is the the Chicken's favorite composer?

bach bach bach time to return to