Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

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What does the chicken do to get through college?

She strips.

How do you get your pigs to sleep at night?

No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.

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Why does Heisenberg hate driving?

He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.

What does a Browns fan say to a robber?

I hate the steelers.

Mozart Jokes More Mozart Jokes

What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart?

Amadeus on my dais.

What do you think Mozart is doing right now?

Decomposing.

Bach Jokes More Bach Jokes

Who's there ! Bach ! Bach who ?

Bach to work!

What did the musician say when he went back in time?

I'll be Bach.

Bach Bach Jokes More Bach Bach Jokes

What is the the Chicken's favorite composer?

bach bach bach time to return to

Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!