Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

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What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

Why did the chicken cross the "net" ?

It wanted to get to the other site !

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Why does the KKK hate bowling?

Because a black ball knocks over white pins with red necks.

What'd ya call 50 n*ggers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start. P.S: N*ggers=Naggers. I hate those guys. What did you think?? )

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What is Mozart doing right now?

De-composing

What do you think Mozart is doing right now?

Decomposing.

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Who was the chicken's favorite musician?

Bach.

Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

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What is the the Chicken's favorite composer?

bach bach bach time to return to

Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!