Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

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What is the most affectionate type of chicken?

The tender ones (Badum Tss)

Why did the chicken cross OP's mother?

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Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

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Why have they not found Mozart's body yet?

Because he is Haydn.

Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens?

Because they kept saying "Bach, bach, bach"

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach

What did the famous musician say the moment he was born?

I'LL BE BACH*

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What is the the Chicken's favorite composer?

bach bach bach time to return to

Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!