Bach Bach Jokes

What is the the Chicken's favorite composer?

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Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What's a horses favourite condiment?

Mayonneighs

What do ghosts like about riding horses?

Ghoulloping.

Brooklyn Jokes More Brooklyn Jokes

Why did the guy from Brooklyn cross the road?

None of your f**king business.

Who is a Brooklyn dog's favorite composer?

Bach Bach Bach

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What did the black horse name its daughter?

Sha-neigh-neigh. Thought of it at work.

What do you call a blonde white guy with blue eyes who is an experienced soldier and who works with sick animals?

A veteran Aryan.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What did the Black owner of the BMW do to deserve jail?

You mean, black people have to DO something to deserve jail p.s I know I am going dowwwnn for this

What do you mean the school must be haunted ?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.

What do you say when someone dies while getting an erection?

He came and went at the same time.

Terminator Jokes More Terminator Jokes

Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.

Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What's black and white black and white black and white?

A nun rolling down a hill.

How does Harry Potter travel about?

Walking -Jk Rolling

Theme Jokes More Theme Jokes

What direction does a Walter White-themed GPS tell you to turn?

Goddamn right.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach