Bach Bach Jokes

What is the the Chicken's favorite composer?

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Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

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Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How did the pollock die raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

How did the toad die ?

He simply croaked !

Bach Jokes More Bach Jokes

Which member of the Bach family went to prison?

Bachgen Drwg. (it's welsh)

What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

Arnold Schwarzenegger Jokes More Arnold Schwarzenegger Jokes

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!"

What kind of photograph does Arnold Schwarzenegger take?

Polaroids.

Organ Jokes More Organ Jokes

What's worse than a dead muskrat under your piano?

A diseased beaver on your organ.

Why don't skeletons play music in church?

Because they got no organs.

Fancy Dress Party Jokes More Fancy Dress Party Jokes

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to Beethoven on the way to the fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach"

What did the Terminator say when he was invited to a music themed fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

What did the pastry chef say to his apprentice?

Know your roll!"

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did Sally fall of the swingset?

She had no arms. BONUS JOKE: Knock Knock. Who's there Not Sally.

Why did Steve fall off the swing?

Because he was a potato!

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy?

they smack my bishop

Why can't the T-Rex play the piano?

Cause they're dead!