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Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

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Why did the guy from Brooklyn cross the road?

None of your f**king business.

What do you call a bowling alley in Brooklyn?

Ebo-wling

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What kind of music do chiropractors listen to?

Hip-pop.

How many Chiropractors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but they'll take 30 visits to do it.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

How many ADHD children does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lets go ride our bikes

How does the pig farmer get to the fair?

He rides piggyback.

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

What's the difference between a musician and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of 4.

Why did the musician hate getting drunk?

He always had treble finding his keys!

Music Jokes More Music Jokes

What's Sisyphus' least favourite type of music?

Rock and Roll.

What kind of music do planets listen to?

Nep-tunes.

Mozart Jokes More Mozart Jokes

What did Mozart and Beethoven do whilst in the grave?

Decompose

Why couldn't Mozart find his mentor?

Because he was Haydn

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do nuns hate laundry day?

They always fall back on old habits.

What's your favourite food if you hate Microsoft Word?

TeX-MeX

Baroque Jokes More Baroque Jokes

Why couldn't Bach pay for his dinner?

Because he was Baroque.

What sound does a Baroque chicken make?

Bach Bach Bach Bach