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What is the the Chicken's favorite composer?

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Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

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Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

What kind of investments do musicians make?

Sound investments.

What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What is the worst that can happen to an atheist caricaturist ?

To die as a martyr.

Why didn't John die?

John is a bird.

Rid Jokes More Rid Jokes

How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.

How do you get rid of a Reddit admin?

Chooter

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What do you call a Mexican ready-meal?

Dinner for Juan

What do Batman's parents shout when dinners ready?

NOTHING, BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD.

Courage Jokes More Courage Jokes

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

A: Bach in the saddle again.

What is courage?

He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.

Chicken Favorite Composer Jokes More Chicken Favorite Composer Jokes

Who is a chicken's favorite composer?

Bach

What is the the Chicken's favorite composer?

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Reincarnate Jokes More Reincarnate Jokes

Did you hear about the Viking who was reincarnated?

He was Bjorn again

What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A: A pair of Re-bachs.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

Why did the witch lose her way?

Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".