What did Mozart and Beethoven do whilst in the grave?

Decompose

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Mozart Jokes More Mozart Jokes

Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens?

Because they kept saying "Bach, bach, bach"

Why have they not found Mozart's body yet?

Because he is Haydn.

Beethoven Jokes More Beethoven Jokes

What was Beethoven's favorite food?

BA-NA-NA-NAAA!!!!! (to the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)

Why did Beethoven hate Mozart?

Because Mozart stabbed him in the Bach.

Decompose Jokes More Decompose Jokes

What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

What is mozart doing nowadays?

Decomposing

Grave Jokes More Grave Jokes

How do you know when a white girl recently visited her friends grave?

There's Starbucks next to the headstone.

How do you celebrate an Ethiopian child's first birthday?

By laying flowers on their grave.