What did Mozart and Beethoven do whilst in the grave?

Decompose

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What's Mozart doing?

decomposing.

What are Mozart and Beethoven up to these days?

They're both Decomposing

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What's Beethoven's favorite fruit?

Ba-na-na-naaa!

Why did Beethoven hate Mozart?

Because Mozart stabbed him in the Bach.

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What is mozart doing nowadays?

Decomposing

What does the calm zombie say to the agitated zombie?

Decompose yourself.

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What did Mozart and Beethoven do whilst in the grave?

Decompose

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.