Mozart Jokes

What did Mozart yell when he became a crusader?

Amadeus Vult!

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Why couldn't Mozart find his mentor?

Because he was Haydn

What did Mozart and Beethoven do whilst in the grave?

Decompose

What's Mozart doing?

decomposing.

What do people call Mozart and Beethoven after they died?

Decomposers

What are Mozart and Beethoven up to these days?

They're both Decomposing

What is Mozart doing right now?

De-composing

Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens?

Because they kept saying "Bach, bach, bach"

What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart?

Amadeus on my dais.

Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

What did Mozart say to the police clerk?

I'll be Bach" hahaha. What do you mean they're different people

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Why did Beethoven hate Mozart?

Because Mozart stabbed him in the Bach.

What was Mozart's first movement?

His bowels.

Why have they not found Mozart's body yet?

Because he is Haydn.

Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

A: Because he's Haydn!

What do you think Mozart is doing right now?

Decomposing.

What does Mozart put on his front lawn?

Metrognomes

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What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!