Why have they not found Mozart's body yet?

Because he is Haydn.

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What did the mom say when she found out her son was going to be a evil spy?

Abort mission!

Where can you find Jhene Aiko at Bed Peace?

At bed, blunt, and beyond. Bada tssss. I tried.

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What is Mozart doing right now?

De-composing

What's Mozart doing?

decomposing.

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Why couldn't Mozart find his mentor?

Because he was Haydn

Why couldn't Beethoven find his music teacher?

He was Haydn