Why have they not found Mozart's body yet?

Because he is Haydn.

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How did the rednecks find their sister?

Pretty good.

How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

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What did Mozart say to the police clerk?

I'll be Bach" hahaha. What do you mean they're different people

What was Mozart's first movement?

His bowels.

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Why couldn't Beethoven find his music teacher?

He was Haydn

What's a composer's favourite childhood game?

Haydn seek.