Why have they not found Mozart's body yet?

Because he is Haydn.

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They have to find babysitters for their wives.

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Try and find the TV island it belongs to.

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What are Mozart and Beethoven up to these days?

They're both Decomposing

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Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

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Why have they not found Mozart's body yet?

Because he is Haydn.

Why couldn't Beethoven find his music teacher?

He was Haydn