Why have they not found Mozart's body yet?

Because he is Haydn.

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What is worse than finding 100 dead babies in a trash bin?

Finding 1 dead Baby in 100 trash bins.

How do you confuse a blind person?

Put them in a circular room and tell them to find the corner

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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

A: Because he's Haydn!

What do you think Mozart is doing right now?

Decomposing.

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Why couldn't Mozart find his mentor?

Because he was Haydn

Why couldn't people find Joseph?

He was Haydn!