Haydn Jokes

Why couldn't Mozart find his mentor?

Because he was Haydn

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Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhzy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.

Why couldn't Beethoven find his music teacher?

He was Haydn

What's a composer's favourite childhood game?

Haydn seek.

Why couldn't C.P.E. Bach find his contemporary?

He was Haydn.

Why have they not found Mozart's body yet?

Because he is Haydn.

Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

A: Because he's Haydn!

Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhazy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.

Why couldn't people find Joseph?

He was Haydn!

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He was Haydn

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Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhzy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.

Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhazy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.

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All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach

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Because he was Baroque.