Haydn Jokes

Why couldn't Mozart find his mentor?

Because he was Haydn

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Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhzy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.

Why couldn't Beethoven find his music teacher?

He was Haydn

What's a composer's favourite childhood game?

Haydn seek.

Why couldn't C.P.E. Bach find his contemporary?

He was Haydn.

Why have they not found Mozart's body yet?

Because he is Haydn.

Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

A: Because he's Haydn!

Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhazy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.

Why couldn't people find Joseph?

He was Haydn!

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Decompose

What is Mozart doing right now?

De-composing

Joseph Jokes More Joseph Jokes

Why did the Cold War never happen?

Because Joseph was Stalin.

Why did Mary and Joseph's WIFI get hacked?

Because Jesus WEPt.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

How much is a gram?

Me- "Depends on what you want" Teacher- "Out, just get out"

Who built the first American car?

Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims " Student: "Yeah they made the Mayflower Compact."

Music Teacher Jokes More Music Teacher Jokes

Why couldn't Beethoven find his music teacher?

He was Haydn

What do you call a dog subbing for a music teacher?

A subwoofer.

Seek Jokes More Seek Jokes

What do you call a skeleton in a closet?

The hide and seek champion.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people from Istanbul always swim?

Because they're constant in a pool.

Why do people knock on a locked public restroom door?

And what is the person inside to say "who is it "

Duke Jokes More Duke Jokes

What did one royal family say to the other before getting into a fight?

Put up your Dukes! I'll just let myself out...

Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhazy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.

Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

How do you want to handle your mother in law?

Do you want her incinerated, embalmed or buried -All of them, lets not take any chances

Why are lawyers always buried 15 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people.