What's the key to finding love?

Rohypnol

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What does Mrs. pancake say when you compliment her on her weight?

Thank you, I'm flattened! I made this joke up on my drive home and am very proud of it. You monkeys better find it funny!

What happened to German Orphans after WW2?

Did they ever get back on the Reich track (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)

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What is something a woman hates about a man but a man would love about a woman?

Premature ejactulation.

How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

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What can't I find on the internet?

My keys

Who does a Jedi call when he forgets his keys?

A LockSith.