Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

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What did the husband say to his wife when he tried pushing it in as much as he could, but it still wouldn't fit?

He said "I'm going to try on a different shoe size."

What's the difference between a feminist and a doormat?

You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat.

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Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

Why isn't there a neutron mod in the Skyrim Steam Workshop?

Because there'd be no charge.

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What batteries do turtles use?

Durashells

Why do batteries feel lonely?

Because they are never included in anything.

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How did he get off?

It wouldn't stand up in court

What do you call a basketball that rolls off court and deflates?

Out of bounce.

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Why was the energizer bunny arrested?

He got a battery charge.

What ever happened to the Energizer Bunny?

So the other day I'm talking to a friend about what happened to the Energizer Bunny. It's been quite sometime since I've seen him appear in a commercial. I was always under the impression that he "kept going." My friend proceeds to tell me the Energizer Bunny was arrested last year ,and they charged him with battery. Now it all makes sense.