Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

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How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?

Nobody knows because they've never tried

Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?

Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.

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What kind of amphibian is in charge of the salad bar?

a salad-manager

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

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Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

What do you get when you put the batteries in the Energizer Bunny backwards?

It keeps coming and coming and coming...

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What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

What do most people wear to court?

Law-suits

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Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

Why did the Energizer Bunny need to lawyer up?

He was charged with battery.