Court Jokes

Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

What did the lawyers say when they finished their basketball game?

Court is adjourned

What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!

How did he get off?

It wouldn't stand up in court

What do you call a basketball that rolls off court and deflates?

Out of bounce.

What did the lazy suspect say to the court?

I haven't done anything to warrant a rest.

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!"

Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

Why was the Energizer Bunny in court?

Because it was charged with battery.

Why did the tear testify in court?

Because he was an eye wetness.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

Who represents a Ghost in court?

A Paralegal.

Why was the electrolytic solution taken to court?

It was charged with a salt.

What did the tomato say to the cheese in court?

I rest my queso.

What do most people wear to court?

Law-suits

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

What should I do?

Me: Court her. Friend: Dude, I don't have any change...

What do you call 1 white guy surrounded by a court of black people?

The NBA.

What happened to the man with a legal fetish when he went to court for his parking ticket?

He got off on a technicality

What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?

Odor in the court!!!

Why did the stoner take his wife to court?

He wanted to get joint custody.

What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

Why are burglars such good tennis players ?

Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !

Who's there ! Althea ! Althea who ?

Althea in court!

Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.

What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?

Odour in court!

What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?

Answer: Odor Odor in the court!!!

What happened to the man who went to court for making deafening noises?

He lost his hearing.

Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..

What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

You might also enjoy:

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What happens when a stormtrooper and a redshirt get in a fight?

The stormtrooper misses every shot, but the red shirt still dies.

Why do midgets always fight?

Short tempers.

Custody Jokes More Custody Jokes

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

What do you call it when a non-binary gendered couple has a legal dispute over custody of their children?

A transparency review.

Bounce Jokes More Bounce Jokes

What sound does a bouncing plane make?

Boeing boeing boeing

What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party?

You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!

Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

What did the judge say to the attractive woman soaked in pee?

You're an eight.

What is your relationship with the plaintiff?

A: She is my daughter. Judge: Was she your daughter on February 13 1979

Trial Jokes More Trial Jokes

Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

Why are they rioting in Ferguson?

Because they carefully and objectively reviewed the evidence from the trial and thought a legitimate injustice had been done.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What is another word for children who haven't learned how to do math?

yesallwomen

What did the Momma Buffalo say to her child as he left for school?

A: Bison!

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Where'd you get that black eye?

Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...

What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns?

I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)

Right Jokes More Right Jokes

Why did the left shoe marry the right?

Because they were "sole"-mates :)

Why are black people always wrong?

They have no rights.