Court Jokes

Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

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What did the lawyers say when they finished their basketball game?

Court is adjourned

What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!

How did he get off?

It wouldn't stand up in court

What do you call a basketball that rolls off court and deflates?

Out of bounce.

What did the lazy suspect say to the court?

I haven't done anything to warrant a rest.

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!"

Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

Why was the Energizer Bunny in court?

Because it was charged with battery.

Why did the tear testify in court?

Because he was an eye wetness.

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Who represents a Ghost in court?

A Paralegal.

Why was the electrolytic solution taken to court?

It was charged with a salt.

What did the tomato say to the cheese in court?

I rest my queso.

What do most people wear to court?

Law-suits

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

What should I do?

Me: Court her. Friend: Dude, I don't have any change...

What do you call 1 white guy surrounded by a court of black people?

The NBA.

What happened to the man with a legal fetish when he went to court for his parking ticket?

He got off on a technicality

What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?

Odor in the court!!!

Why did the stoner take his wife to court?

He wanted to get joint custody.

What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

Why are burglars such good tennis players ?

Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !

Who's there ! Althea ! Althea who ?

Althea in court!

Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.

What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?

Odour in court!

What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?

Answer: Odor Odor in the court!!!

What happened to the man who went to court for making deafening noises?

He lost his hearing.

Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..

What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

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What did one smell say to the odor?

You stink at telling jokes."

What's the difference between humor and odor?

Humor is a shift of wit...

Right Jokes More Right Jokes

What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.

Why do women always sleep on the left side of the bed?

BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO RIGHTS!!!!!

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

What's up with black people?

They're not black... And they're not people.

What do you call an asian who hates black people?

A member of the Kru Krux Kran

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey, you, get off of my cloud." A Scotsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe."

What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What the hell did you expect for ten dollars?

Lobster "

Why will we never know if Rick James was bald?

Rogaine is a hell of a drug.

George Lucas Jokes More George Lucas Jokes

What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.

Which fraternity was George Lucas in during College?

Psi Phi.

Spanish Man Jokes More Spanish Man Jokes

Why do Spanish men get half price movie tickets?

They take the senor discount.

What do you call a Spanish man with a rubber toe?

Robeerto.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

What do you call a crazy introvert?

A walnut. *crickets* Thank you, thank you.