Why does Bernie always hold the podium while giving a speech?

It's tough to stand on your own when you have no spine.

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How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to unscrew it, and one to hold the ladder.

How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!

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They are out standing in the field

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What do you call a man who's on fire?

Bernie.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

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Why does Bernie always hold the podium while giving a speech?

It's tough to stand on your own when you have no spine.

Why does the speech impaired baker say he got fired?

He took one too many whisks.

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What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Spine

Why does Bernie always hold the podium while giving a speech?

It's tough to stand on your own when you have no spine.