It's tough to stand on your own when you have no spine.
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A dire rhetoric.
What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech? Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)
He took one too many whisks.
Speech impaired.
With your figure of speech
It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.
It didn't matter, they were all ears
He said "uhh" way too much.
Freedom of speech
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It just makes you look photosynthesis.
Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me."
being cupped is far more pleasurable than being mugged
One goes to the bar for a cold one. The other goes to a morgue.
They take things literally.
because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)
He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.
Cause the system is broke, yo.
They get a fangover.
Gator-raid. <3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.
Bernie.
He couldn't handle his boos.
I went through a wormhole." Worms in the audience: Omg this is so unrealistic.
She tried to read a road sign going 45mph
Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.
