It's tough to stand on your own when you have no spine.
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A dire rhetoric.
What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech? Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)
He took one too many whisks.
Speech impaired.
With your figure of speech
It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.
It didn't matter, they were all ears
He said "uhh" way too much.
Freedom of speech
removed
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Because they named him Stevie Twoder.
He was in Peake condition.
The position of the dirtbag.
At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs, and thighs.
Now we just have to call him Dav.
Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
A mumble-bee.
Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me."
I never had a dad to tell me any.
Don't worry, they'll tell you
Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.
Pork and bologne sammiches.
A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.
Serie-a*l
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