How do you hear a hormone?

Pay $100 for 30 minutes

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Why Do Kids In High school Take Art?

You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...

Why don't programers pay tax to the Devil?

Because that would be a sin-tax issue.

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How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, "Fancy"?

Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?

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How do you make a hormone?

Don't pay her.

What is the difference between a hormone and a protein?

You can't hear a protein. (Wait for it)

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How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)

What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.