How do you hear a hormone?

Pay $100 for 30 minutes

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When should you charge a battery?

A: When you can't pay cash.

How do you get someone to pay child support?

Blackmail.

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What is the most commonly heard four-letter word in a whorehouse?

Next!"

What did you hear about the tree who was in love?

He pined everyday.

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What is the difference between a hormone and a protein?

You can't hear a protein. (Wait for it)

What's the difference between matter and a hormone?

You can't make matter.

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How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)

What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.