What did you hear about the tree who was in love?

He pined everyday.

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What does your mother and a neckbeard have in common?

They both love Ten D's

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Santa's little Elvis.

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Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup .

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Neither did he.

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What's blue and white and sits up a tree?

A fridge wearing a denim jacket.

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What does a Christmas tree do after Christmas?

It pines.

What did you hear about the tree who was in love?

He pined everyday.