What's blue and white and can't climb trees?

A fridge with a denim jacket on

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

How do you put elephant in the fridge?

Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.

Why did the groom want his bride to wear white?

He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you call a man who cuts down trees?

A tree feller.

How do you make a cat bark?

Wrap it around a tree

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

What's white and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator. Sorry.

Which his guide had proposed to climb. - Do people tumble down often here?

No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.

Denim Jacket Jokes More Denim Jacket Jokes

What's blue and white and can't climb trees?

A fridge with a denim jacket on

What is white and blue and swings through the jungle?

a refrigerator wearing a denim jacket