What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

How do you tell if a lesbian installed your flooring?

It's all tongue and groove.

What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian?

A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Mexican with an Irishman?

A redhead who can tan.

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmy cannibals and the girls cross country team?

The pygmy cannibals are cunning runts.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

How does a Bee get to work?

He catches a buzz.

What is the difference between a Mercedes and a Lexus?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Lexus...

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

How many corporate drones does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

That's impossible, because they can't climb the ladder.

How many muslims does it take to climb a building?

daesh many.

King Kong Jokes More King Kong Jokes

What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside?

King Kong in clingfilm

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

Empire State Building Jokes More Empire State Building Jokes

What's Chinese and climbs the Empire State Building?

Ping Pong

What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building?

New Yolk

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

What's a homophobic child's worst nightmare?

A monster coming out of the closet

Aeroplane Jokes More Aeroplane Jokes

What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30000 feet ?

A bee is an aeroplane !

Why wasn't the aeroplane invented in China?

Because two Wongs don't make a Wright.