What sort of net is useless for catching fish ?

A football net !

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What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

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What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband right before she got on the Challenger Shuttle?

Honey you feed the dog I'll feed the fish.

Where do fish wash ?

In a river basin !

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What is the most racist house chore?

Laundry, because you have to sort the whites from the colors.

What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

Net Jokes More Net Jokes

Why are fish no good at tennis?

They don't like to get too close to the net!

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!"