What sort of net is useless for catching fish ?

A football net !

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How do you catch a refrigerator?

Well then you better go catch it! Hahaaa

Why don't you people see how racist Pokemon Go is?

All of my friends are now talking about how they have to catch Amal.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What is the point of owning a fish?

They are just furniture with the ability to die.

What's the difference between a walrus and a lesbian?

One smells like fish and has a mustache, and the other is a walrus.

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What sort of transport does a sheep use?

A ewe-nicycle

What did Humpty Dumpty say to his girlfriend when she said they were breaking up?

Is this some sort of yolk

Net Jokes More Net Jokes

Why are fish no good at tennis?

They don't like to get too close to the net!

What sort of net is useless for catching fish ?

A football net !