What sort of net is useless for catching fish ?

A football net !

Previous Random Joke Next

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

How did the musician catch his fish?

He castanet

How did the high speed car chase end?

Caught eem! Hahaaa caught eem.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why should you bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.

What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work?

I'll catch you later!

Sort Jokes More Sort Jokes

What sort of dance do fish do at parties ?

The conga !

What sort of undergarments does a succinct pugilist wear?

Boxer briefs!

Net Jokes More Net Jokes

Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net?

The www.izard of Oz.

What, you hooked?

He says "All net."