What sort of net is useless for catching fish ?

A football net !

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What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?

Sting operation, of course!

Why did the railroad thief get caught?

He forgot to cover his tracks! im

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Why did the fisherman keep taking off?

Because he was fly fishing.

Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?

Fish muck about in fountains

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What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ?

All sorts of antics !

What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

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What are the four elements?

Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element.

Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net?

The www.izard of Oz.