How do Jedi plan for retirement?

With a Hoth IRA. I'll see myself out.

Previous Random Joke Next
Jedi Jokes More Jedi Jokes

Where do Jedi go to get inked?

Tattooine.

Why did the Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

Retirement Jokes More Retirement Jokes

How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?

Collecting stocks and bonds.

How do dogs save for retirement?

With a Ruff IRA.