How do Jedi plan for retirement?

With a Hoth IRA. I'll see myself out.

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Why did the Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

What did the feminist Jedi say to Emperor Palpatine?

Check your privilege, sithlord

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How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?

Collecting stocks and bonds.

What do mathematicians call retirement?

Aftermath