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Adobe-wan Kenobi
Vader-hosen!
Adobe Wan Kenobi
Panickin' Skywalker.
Adobe Wan Kenobi.
To get to the dark side.
A skywalker. (I'm really sorry)
Tattooine.
Toyoda
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They use Force quit.
A LockSith.
You owe me one cannoli."
Jedi do that?
Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.
Because only Siths deal in absolutes.
Qui-Gon Gin
He had a high MIDI-chlorian count. Test.
Dagobah.
May my thoughts be with them".
Skywalker Ranch.
Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace
Check your privilege, sithlord
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A dead Jedi" I replied
The Forceskin.
Check your Force privileges, Sith Lord!"
With a Hoth IRA. I'll see myself out.
Because only the Sith deal in absolut
Obi-Gyn Kenobi.
Forced jokes.
a force of habit
He didn't use enough force...
May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.
Yodafone
Because "There is no Try."
They're both run by Unix.
Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.
Ayyee essay, where are you going
They were scared of sparks flying.
Adobe-Wan Kenobi
Does anyone have a charger I could use "
Using an easy-bake oven.
Everywhere.
Neither can achieve an election
Follow the lederhosen.
PETA
Because he crosses everything.
A native American artifact. What do you call a HALF-EMPTY bud light can on the side of the road? An extremely rare native American artifact.
Herr Kutz (This was funnier when I was half asleep this morning)