Where do Jedi go to get inked?

Tattooine.

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What do Jedis wear to Oktoberfest?

Vader-hosen!

What do Jedi sheep sound like?

Dagobah.

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What has 8 arms, is ominous looking and ink is its weapon of choice?

An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"

Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?

A: Because it was always running out of the pen.