Where do Jedi go to get inked?

Tattooine.

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What do you say to a Jedi who stole your sicilian dessert?

You owe me one cannoli."

What phone networks do Jedi's use?

Yodafone

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Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?

A: Because it was always running out of the pen.

Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.