How can you tell if an American has a conceal carry permit?

They'll tell you.

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Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine

Why do Americans hate knock knock jokes?

Because Freedom Rings.

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How do you tell the difference between a Sunni and a Shiite Muslim?

The Sunni's are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.

What did Captain Kirk do when his girlfriend told him she had a defecation fetish?

William Shat-on-her

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Where does an elephant carry its laptop?

In its trunk.

Why should you always carry a knife around?

Because sharp wits won't always give you the edge.

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How can you tell if an American has a conceal carry permit?

They'll tell you.

Why wasn't drinking permitted on the Oregon trail?

It was important not to fall off the wagon.