How can you tell if an American has a conceal carry permit?

They'll tell you.

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Where do American bees store their honey?

In a USBee hive. Thank my ten year old for that one.

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

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What kind of insects to secret agents like?

as told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.

How can you tell the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?

The picture doesn't scream when you hang it.

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What's grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill ?

A get wellephant !

Why does a mother carry her baby?

The baby can't carry the mother.

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What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

Why wasn't drinking permitted on the Oregon trail?

It was important not to fall off the wagon.