Why wasn't drinking permitted on the Oregon trail?

It was important not to fall off the wagon.

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What's the difference between someone falling from 21st floor and 1st floor?

21st floor person goes: AHHHHHHHHHH 1st floor goes: AHHHHHHHHHH

Why shouldn't you buy Ukrainian underpants?

Cos Chernobyl fall out

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Why wasn't drinking permitted on the Oregon trail?

It was important not to fall off the wagon.

What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

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Why wasn't drinking permitted on the Oregon trail?

It was important not to fall off the wagon.

What do you call the armed group in Oregon?

Vanilla Isis.

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Why couldn't the Ghostbusters ever finish Oregon Trail?

Because they couldn't cross the streams.

What happens when you insult Terrance on the Oregon Trail?

You died of dysentery. Sorry.