Why wasn't drinking permitted on the Oregon trail?

It was important not to fall off the wagon.

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Why wasn't drinking permitted on the Oregon trail?

It was important not to fall off the wagon.

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Why wasn't drinking permitted on the Oregon trail?

It was important not to fall off the wagon.

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Why wasn't drinking permitted on the Oregon trail?

It was important not to fall off the wagon.