What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!"

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What's the difference between a flatfish and a good woman?

The fish doesn't know it's plaice.

How do you know it was not U.S. that did the aerial bombing?

Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call it when your water breaks and you can't get ahold of the midwife?

A midwife crisis.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

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I blame my shelf

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It made him wed his plants!

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Why did the woman take her third aborted fetus to see the priest on Sunday?

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A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

Why shouldn't white people go swimming?

Nobody likes a soggy cracker!

Finnish Jokes More Finnish Jokes

Why does Shang Tsung always enjoy a religious song from Finland?

Because it's a Finnish hymn.

How do you win a Scandinavian race?

By crossing the Finnish line!

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He kept leaving ball marks on the greens.

Why don't old men like old women?

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Finland Jokes More Finland Jokes

What happens when a guy from Finland dies?

He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed. :(

How many Estonians you need to build a house in Finland ?

Who knows, there is no tax record of it.

Helsinki Jokes More Helsinki Jokes

What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!"

What does Mortal Kombat and a church in Helsinki have in common?

Finnish Hymn!