What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!"

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How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

How do hens always know what size your egg cup is?

They don't but all eggs always fit.

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What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame"

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What do you call a guy that hates Christmas and steals the woman you love?

Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl

Why are women like parachutes?

Because if they don't spread they are worthless.

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Why does Mexico never do well in the Olympics?

Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border

How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

Finnish Jokes More Finnish Jokes

Why should you never race with a guy from Finland?

Because they're already Finnish before the race even began

How do you win a Scandinavian race?

By crossing the Finnish line!

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What do you call an older man who goes after young boys?

Nittany Lions

Why doesn't an old man ever go down on his old wife?

Ever opened a grilled-cheese sandwich?

Finland Jokes More Finland Jokes

What do you call a guy who refuses to serve people from Finland at his bar?

A man with unfinnished buisness.

Why does Shang Tsung always enjoy a religious song from Finland?

Because it's a Finnish hymn.

Helsinki Jokes More Helsinki Jokes

What does Mortal Kombat and a Helsinki church have in common?

Finnish hymns

What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!"