What dog rides a horse named Macaroni?

Yankee poodle!

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Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

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A sub-woofer

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In the cow-boose.

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A. Wheeeee!!!!!

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What dog rides a horse named Macaroni?

Yankee poodle!

Why did the macaroni cross the street with a bible?

Because it's a pastor )