What dog rides a horse named Macaroni?

Yankee poodle!

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband right before she got on the Challenger Shuttle?

Honey you feed the dog I'll feed the fish.

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How do you know if a woman is hot for you?

When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.

What did the horse say when it walked into the bar?

ouch..."

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What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common?

They both can't ride a bike.

What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.

Macaroni Jokes More Macaroni Jokes

What was Confucius' favorite comfort food?

Macaroni and Qi.

What dog rides a horse named Macaroni?

Yankee poodle!