What dog rides a horse named Macaroni?

What kind of dog should you get a spanish speaker?

A spaniel.

How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

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How do you call a jockey falling from his horse ?

An Hippic fail.

What happened to the horse that ate a duracell battery?

He went on furlong-er.

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What kind of bike does hipster Jesus ride?

A Cruci-fixie.

How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?

Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!

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What was Confucius' favorite comfort food?

Macaroni and Qi.

Why can't you make something that's sort of like a macaron but not really?

Because then it'd just be macaroni