What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur?

Sir Lunchalot.

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What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur?

Sir Lunchalot.

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What do you call a book case hogging all the books?

Shelf-ish

Why are Wayne and Garth banned from playgrounds?

They hog the Schwing set.

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What did King Arthur have for breakfast?

Eggcalibur.

What did King Arthur sleep with when he was afraid of the dark?

A knight light