What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur?

Sir Lunchalot.

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Why are automatic doors like knights?

Because they're chivalrous!

What do you call a knight made out of clay?

Sir Amick

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What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur?

Sir Lunchalot.

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What was King Arthur's favourite game ?

Knights and crosses !

What did King Arthur do in Camelot?

He "came" a lot.