What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur?

Sir Lunchalot.

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What file does a Knight store his music on?

A **MIDI**-val file.

What do you call a knighted cow?

Sir Loin

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What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur?

Sir Lunchalot.

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

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What did King Arthur sleep with when he was afraid of the dark?

A knight light

When were King Arthur's army too tired to fight ?

When they had lots of sleepless knights !