What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur?

Sir Lunchalot.

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Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.

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Because he was such a sloppy dresser.

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What was King Arthur's favourite game ?

Knights and crosses !