Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.

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What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

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Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."

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What do you call 10 lawyers chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10?

Because seven "ate" nine.

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How did the knight know that his armor was made in China?

He found a chink in it.

What do you call a knight with a morning star?

Don

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What's a thief's favorite type of armour?

Steel armour

Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.