Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.

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How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

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What do you call 10 black guys playing basketball ball?

Three on three.

Why can't Arabs manage the scoreboards at ball games?

Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.

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Why did the knight stop using the internet?

Because he was sick of chainmail.

What do you call a knight with a morning star?

Don

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Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.

What's a thief's favorite type of armour?

Steel armour