Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.

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Why was no at the Premature Ejaculaters' support group when I arrived?

I came early.

What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

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What do you call a 10 ten old Irish boy who doesn't go to church?

A virgin

How many reindeers does Santa Claus have?

Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.

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Who is both a knight and a spy?

Sir Veillance

How did I win a Super Smash Bros. Brawl Tournament?

I met a knight

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Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.

What's a thief's favorite type of armour?

Steel armour