Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.

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What came after the stone age and the bronze age?

Pupil: The sausage!

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Because you already know who it's isss! My little sister told me this joke.

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Why does it take 10 women with premenstrual tension to change a light bulb?

IT JUST DOES, OK JERK !!!! NOW SHUT UP OR I WILL STAB YOU WITH THE SCISSORS!

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Because 7 ate 9.

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How did the knight know that his armor was made in China?

He found a chink in it.

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Because heavy metal is harder than rock.

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Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ?

He had a bee in his suit of armour !

Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.