Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova?

Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."

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What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia?

You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)

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Why are the buses in London red?

You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes.

What is long, white, and very sticky?

The coming of the Lord!

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What starts with "p," ends with "s," and is really long?

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

Whats the difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut?

About 3 weeks.

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What do you call a hen staring at a lettuce?

A chicken Caesar salad.

What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?"

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What was the most privileged region conquered by Julius Caesar?

Cis-Alpine Gaul.

What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered .