Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova?

Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."

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What's the difference between a toilet and a graveyard?

Nothing. When you have to go, you have to go.

What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

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What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

Whats the difference between a priest and acne?

One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face.

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Whos the funniest disney princess?

raPUNzel *sits there laughing to self* ...so lonely..

Whats the most essential part of telling a joke about terrorism?

an explosive punchline

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What do you call a hen staring at a lettuce?

A chicken Caesar salad.

Who's there ! Caesar ! Caesar who ?

Caesar quickly before she gets away !

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What did one cracker say to the other?

Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia."

Who ate a lot and conquered Rome?

Atilla the Hungry.