Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova?

Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."

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What's the difference between a star and America?

The star has a bright future.

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.

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Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

because Santa came early! I'll let myself out.

What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

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Whats the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has Noel.

Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

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What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?

Irritable Brawls in Rome

When did Caesar reign ?

I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him

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What happens when a soviet and a german have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer poland really fast.

What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered .