Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova?

Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."

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What's the difference between falling from the 1st and 10th floor?

Falling from the 1st floor: SPLAT! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Falling from the 10th floor: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! SPLAT!

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

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What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!

What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds?

The coming of the lord

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Whats the hardest part of cooking a potato?

Signing the legal guardian paperwork

Whats Updog?

NASA: Lol guess there isnt intelligent life out there

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How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

When did Caesar reign ?

I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him

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What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

What happens when a soviet and a german have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer poland really fast.