Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova?

Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."

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What's the difference between the Holocaust and this joke?

The Holocaust was funny.

What's the difference between Canadians and Americans?

100 pounds.

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Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?

On their feet!

What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

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Whats the difference between a White lie and a Black lie?

Half to none of the time.

Whats camp for kids with ADD called?

Concentration camp.

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When did Caesar reign ?

I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him

How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

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What was the most privileged region conquered by Julius Caesar?

Cis-Alpine Gaul.

How many french men does it take to conquer Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done.