Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova?

Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."

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What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

One knows the stops the other stops the nose.

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man one bicycle?

A tire.

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Why did the snowman pull down his pants?

Because he saw the snowblower coming

What did the seamen say to his friend?

It was a long road, but I ended up coming out a head.

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Whats your biggest weakness?

I'm bad at taking compliments" "Actually that's quite endearing" *Leaps across table, punches him in throat*

Whats the difference between a Christian and a Muslim?

One blows up kids, the other gets blown by them.

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What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?"

What did Caesar say when playing battleship?

A2 Brute.

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Who ate a lot and conquered Rome?

Atilla the Hungry.

What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."