What's the difference between a toilet and a graveyard?

Nothing. When you have to go, you have to go.

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What's the difference between having a badly poured draft beer and having a child with Down's Syndrome?

If the head's too big on your beer, you can blow it off.

What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron?

A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance

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Who serves the toilet?

The buuttt-lerrr!

What does a black women do after having a water birth?

Flush the toilet.

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What's the difference between a toilet and a graveyard?

Nothing. When you have to go, you have to go.

Why do you put a fence around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!