What's the difference between a toilet and a graveyard?

Nothing. When you have to go, you have to go.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a dead baby and a water melon?

One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon.

What's the difference between Whitney houston and my car?

My car can make it to 50.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.

What is the best celebration to have in a French Toilet?

A biday party!!

Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

How do you get honey from a graveyard?

From a zombee! I'll see myself out

What do you call a Graveyard built on sandstone?

A sedimentary.