What's the difference between a toilet and a graveyard?

Nothing. When you have to go, you have to go.

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What's the difference between Superman and Roman Reigns?

Superman's powers are all natural .

What's the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures.*

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Why was tigger looking down the toilet?

Because he was looking for Pooh!

What's long and black?

every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity Someone left a plunger in the toilet

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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

Why does the graveyard have fences?

Because people were dying to get in!