What's the difference between a toilet and a graveyard?

Nothing. When you have to go, you have to go.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a Skoda?

Paul Walker wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda.

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.

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What does Peter Gabriel sing on the toilet?

I am the extruder...

Why did the snooker player go to the toilet?

To pot the brown.

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How many bones are there in a graveyard?

A skeleTON.

What was the name of that hair salon next to the graveyard?

I've got it! It's called "Curl Up and Dye."