What's the difference between a toilet and a graveyard?

Nothing. When you have to go, you have to go.

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What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

Whats the difference between a Russian garbanzo bean and a Russian chickpea?

A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.

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Why did Scotty check all the toilets of the Starship Enterprise?

He was looking for the Captain's log.

What's it called when you're using Tinder on the toilet?

Swiping and wiping.

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Why does the graveyard have fences?

Because people were dying to get in!

Why do they put fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in.