What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron?

A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish shepherd?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says, "Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe!

What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and a duck?

People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.

What do you call joke told by a duck?

A wise quack.

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

Why couldn't the Dubstep artist be a chemist?

He couldn't stop dropping the base!

What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

Curl Jokes More Curl Jokes

Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

What do you call a foot doctor, curled up in a ball on the floor?

A pedal physician in the fetal position.