What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron?

A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between my face and my jokes?

People laugh at my face.

What's the difference between a bmw driver and a porcupine?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you call a duck that likes to steal?

A Robber Ducky!

Why did the duck get a red card?

For fowl play.

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.

What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

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What was the name of that hair salon next to the graveyard?

I've got it! It's called "Curl Up and Dye."

What do you call a foot doctor, curled up in a ball on the floor?

A pedal physician in the fetal position.