What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron?

A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a group of baboons and our political system?

I don't know.

What's the difference between Ellen Pao and a pitbull?

Lipstick

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do ducks use to get high?

Quack cocaine

How can you tell if a duck has soul?

If it's bill withers!

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.

What do you call a joke that is based on a misunderstanding?

Ironic

Curl Jokes More Curl Jokes

Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!