What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron?

A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and Sasha Grey?

The look on their face while being nailed.

What's the difference between woman's breasts and a box of matches?

The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why did the duck get arrested?

because he was smoking quack!

Why do ducks have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

Why aren't jokes in base 8 funny?

Because 7, 10, 11.

What's the difference between a 100 year old and a 4 year old?

What base you're counting in.

Curl Jokes More Curl Jokes

How do hair stylists get in shape?

Curling Iron.

What was the name of that hair salon next to the graveyard?

I've got it! It's called "Curl Up and Dye."