How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!

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When does feminism stop?

When the car breaks down.

How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

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What does a Chinese bear fry eggs in?

A pan, duh!

How are bears related to cooking?

The pan... duh

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How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!

What do you call a policeman on fire?

Bacon.

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What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron?

A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance

What do you call a foot doctor, curled up in a ball on the floor?

A pedal physician in the fetal position.