How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!

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When are YOU going to start having kids?

Me: When are you going to stop

What does Spock sing in the shower?

What does Spock sing in the shower? I'll stop the world and meld with you!

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What do they say about the noise at the Burger Land Super Bowl?

It's PAN-demonium!

How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!

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What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

What's green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

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What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron?

A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance

How do hair stylists get in shape?

Curling Iron.