How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!

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How do you stop an Internet troll?

Seize their memes of production.

When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

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How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!

How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?

You take away its tiny brooms.

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How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!

What's green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

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How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!

Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.