How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!

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How do you stop a metal from rusting?

Use some antioxidants

How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.

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How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!

How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away its brooms.

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What do you call a policeman on fire?

Bacon.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

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Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!