Why do the poles shift?

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What is a crack head's favourite song?

Q: What is a crack head's favourite song A: I wanna rock!!! Well I found it funny anyway..

Why didn't the leopard go on vacation?

It couldn't find the right spot.

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Why do Polish hate Cauchy's dog?

hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.

Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican?

Because they pee on poles.

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What's the difference between humor and odor?

Humor is a shift of wit...

I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.

They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

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How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?

fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.

Why do the poles shift?

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