Why do the poles shift?

to find better jobs

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What's worse than finding a sack of spider eggs in your room?

Finding a sack of hatched spider eggs in your room

What do you call a wolf you cant find?

A where wolf.

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Why did the mathematician call his dog Cauchy?

Because he left a residue at every pole.

Why is wintertime love making in Scandinavia dangerous?

Your tongue might get stuck to a Pole.

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Why couldn't the laptop go to sleep?

Because it has two shifts.

What are some of your strengths?

Me: Shifting the blame HR: That's a horrible reply Me: No, your question was! HR: Wow, you're good!

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Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?

fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.