Why do the poles shift?

to find better jobs

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Why don't cows drink milk?

because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

Why did Waldo go to therapy?

to find himself.

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Why did the mathematician call his dog Cauchy?

Because he left a residue at every pole.

Why do the French always were white when pole vaulting?

So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"

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Why couldn't the laptop go to sleep?

Because it has two shifts.

What's the difference between humor and odor?

Humor is a shift of wit...

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How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?

fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.