Why do Polish hate Cauchy's dog?

hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.

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What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

Why did the Carpenters wife leave him?

Because he was screwing around.

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What type of tree hates company?

Sycamore trees!

Why do Hutus hate Dustin Hoffman?

He impersonated a Tootsie.

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What do you call the survivors of the holocaust?

Residue.

Why do Polish hate Cauchy's dog?

hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.

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What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete?

Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.

How do you make a pole angry?

Deport him.

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How do you confuse a polish laborer?

Lay down three shovels and tell him to take his pick.

Why do all polish names end in ski?

Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)

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What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

What do you call a deer that has really good eyesight?

Good idea. Hint: Good eye-deeeeah